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Jul 23, 2014 / 73,816 notes

liquidlyrium:

ocebutt:

dooptown:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again

YOU DO NOT NEED TO BRING YOUR GUN TO THE GROCERY STORE

how does america even function like it sounds like a video game or something. grand theft freedom.

I think my faves are the last two “Shooting yourself in the Dick: Your Constitutional Right” and “Yet Another Responsible Gun Ownder Shoots his Own Penis”

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Jul 23, 2014 / 183,169 notes

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Jul 23, 2014 / 3,291 notes

I’m not a recluse. I don’t close my door to anybody. They just don’t visit.

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moma:

Alexander Calder was born today in 1898. Philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre described Calder’s mobiles as “lyrical invention.” 
[Alexander Calder. Untitled. 1939.]
Jul 23, 2014 / 379 notes

moma:

Alexander Calder was born today in 1898. Philosopher Jean-Paul Sartre described Calder’s mobiles as “lyrical invention.” 

[Alexander Calder. Untitled. 1939.]

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Jul 23, 2014 / 1,571 notes

plantaplanta:

mangoestho:

foodffs:

Summer Crostini Party

Really nice recipes. Every hour.

THIS IS EXCITING ME WAY TO MUCH! I WANT TO SCREAM! HOW THEY FUCKING MAXIMIZE AND TURN CROSTINIS ALL THE WAY UP!?!?!?!

I WANNA DO THESE

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Jul 23, 2014 / 41,891 notes

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Jul 23, 2014 / 90,854 notes
Jul 23, 2014 / 2,489 notes

Please stop hovering.

Jul 23, 2014 / 83,714 notes
the-almost-doctor:


captainvonkummerspeck:

the-almost-doctor:

the red string of fate

is that a fruit rollup

no its the red string of fate
Jul 23, 2014 / 94,464 notes

the-almost-doctor:

captainvonkummerspeck:

the-almost-doctor:

the red string of fate

is that a fruit rollup

no its the red string of fate

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Jul 23, 2014 / 498,736 notes

littlebitoftroyler:

restlesslyaspiring:

fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

COME ON PEOPLE SIGNAL BOOST

Note this NOW!!!!

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Jul 23, 2014 / 989 notes
  • me when i'm angry: *x files theme songs plays as i enter the room*
  • me when i'm happy: *twin peaks theme song plays as i enter the room*
You gotta risk it to get the biscuit
Chase ‘Chrisley Knows Best’ (via strawberrypoptartsforever)

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Jul 23, 2014 / 289 notes
Jul 23, 2014 / 3,395 notes

mobious-one:

Holy Shit.

-A scathing response to an email recieved from a misogynistic,”very logical” and “very emotional” man named Raphael, about The Stanley Parable.

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Jul 23, 2014 / 3,172 notes

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